Ah, well, the real conservatives will be on the court until the hospital can't snake enough tubes and cables over to them to keep them alive.
I expect Scalia to be wheeled in on his deathbed, with someone standing by with cardiac paddles just to get him through oral arguments on the President's right to assassinate jaywalkers.
Thomas, however, will lose his mind to syphilis and will spend his advanced years listening to podcasts of Rush Limpballs while seeking ways to destroy the 14th amendment without harming corporations....
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Ah, well, the real conservatives will be on the court until the hospital can't snake enough tubes and cables over to them to keep them alive.
I expect Scalia to be wheeled in on his deathbed, with someone standing by with cardiac paddles just to get him through oral arguments on the President's right to assassinate jaywalkers.
Thomas, however, will lose his mind to syphilis and will spend his advanced years listening to podcasts of Rush Limpballs while seeking ways to destroy the 14th amendment without harming corporations....
surely scalia will manage to stay past death.
i am sure clarence is on the full VD regimen to prevent flare-ups.
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