The Vatican has brought in the Fox News correspondent in Rome to help improve its communications strategy as it tries to cope with years of communications blunders and one of its most serious scandals in decades, The Associated Press learned Saturday...Let's see:
... He defined his job, which he said he had been offered twice before, as: "You're shaping the message, you're molding the message, and you're trying to make sure everyone remains on-message. And that's tough."
* Martin Luther, where's your birth certificate?
* It was the fault of those kids, they're such trollops.
* When all else fails, "something, something, the Jews".