Monday, February 11, 2013

Boy this whole open Pope Position

Means Districts and Regionals are bigger than ever this year!

I sure hope Nicky Minaj and Mariah Carey can find out who the winner of Ol' Timey Latin Idol is gonna be this year.  It is said that Cardinal Rainer Woelki has the voice of a German Angel.

We'll have to see the 40-times in the forthcoming Combine in Indianapolis and then maybe Mel Kiper will have some insight.

Keep your eye on Cardinal John Olorunfemi Onaiyekan who is believed to have the voice of a seasoned Clay Aiken and still runs a 4.6 like an old Percy Harvin.

The aforementioned Cardinal Woelki on the other hand is known for his hard defense and transition to offense like a theologically astute Franz Beckenbauer.


jimmiraybob said...

Surly Rick Santorum has to be in contention. Scalia? Pat Buchanan? Come on, somebody from USA! USA! USA! should at least make the list.

My personal favorite would be Pat Buchanan - as Pope he could then declare himself King of America....or, Holy Roman Emperor of all the Americas. It would be great for the Blog Industrial Complex.

pansypoo said...

but how well do they suppress pedophile reports?

Anonymous said...

The Ratz is leaving a sinking ship...

Quick somebody, toss him an anvil!

Anonymous said...

I think the dark horse candidate here is Bernard Law, martyred by the US for his support of the True Church. :p