Tuesday, February 26, 2013

I'd say this might have made Dick Cheney's heart skip a beat

But Cheney literally does not have a beating heart.
Rep. Walter Jones (R-NC) suggested on Saturday that former Vice President Dick Cheney will have to answer in the afterlife for his role in taking the country to war with Iraq. "Congress will not hold anyone to blame," Jones said during a speech in Raleigh, N.C. "Lyndon Johnson's probably rotting in hell right now because of the Vietnam War, and he probably needs to move over for Dick Cheney."
At least LBJ has some mitigating bits of humanity in there. He was at least "tortured" over Vietnam. He did get Civil Rights laws passed and medicaid. Cheney on the other hand has Iraq and torture. So if there's a Hell, he'll be burning it up.


Anonymous said...

I think Dick actually has a beating heart these days, presumably ripped from the victim/donor in Aztec-human-sacrifice style...but isn't it officially a heart implant, instead of a transplant, since he didn't have one before?

pansypoo said...

that's why he won't croak.