Tuesday, February 19, 2013

This twitter account has been "SANCHIZED!"

I never thought I'd write this, but Scott Brown apparently needs to learn how to tweet from Chuck Grassley.

In an interview with a Boston-based Fox affiliate that aired Monday, former Sen. Scott Brown (R-MA) finally offered an explanation for the mysterious, early-morning messages that surfaced on his Twitter account late last month, saying they were the result of a "pocket tweet" and denying emphatically that he was intoxicated at the time.

Brown's tweets addressed a man named Matt and included one that was clearly a butchered attempt at the word "whatever." "Bqhatevwr," Brown wrote, in what almost immediately rose to meme status.

But the former senator said that anyone with the latest version of the iPhone should empathize.

"Anyone ever hear of pocket tweet, pocket dial? I mean it was pretty simple. I have an iPhone 5. If anyone has iPhone 5, the keys are small," Brown said. "It's very, very sensitive."


MarkC said...

My iphone5 was in my pocket and accidentally tweeted "Paul is Dead" to my meth dealer. Kid you not. Monkeys on typewriters, right?

P J said...

Is that an iPhone in your pocket, or is your monkey just glad to see me?

DanF said...

The iPhone touchscreen does not work through cloth. Fortunately Scott Brown is a nude model so this is totally plausible.

pansypoo said...

william f buckley is dead. the GOP doesn't have to TRY ANYMORE.

StonyPillow said...

When you are a "hammer" u think evrything is NAIL. Scott was HAMMERED.

Montag said...

Who the fuck cares?

Boy Wonder lost the election. He's just another private citizen now. (And, geez, that must give him a case of the bitter uglies.)