Yesterday in New York, the Preznit continues to practice his love with foreign leaders from across the world and other captions.
George Bush the "OB-GYN of Liberty"
Once again, Powell is the third wheel.
In all fairness, Finnish President Tarja Halonen is a real hottie.
Damn straight!!! Now on with the mature and sober wacky photo captions.
"Now, remember Mr. President, this is not the place to start calling Kerry a flip-flopper."
World gives Dubya a "time out".
What'd you say? That's it! You're next Ghana!
"What word is that on my teleprompter..."dictators are quick to choose aggression, while free nations strive to resolve differences in peace"? WTF? Who writes this shit? Oh well..."
"Thanks world leaders for not straining yourself with applause."
Meanwhile, in Washington the Vice-President and Speaker prepare for a "bypass off".
A shocking photograph actually catches President Bush in the act of EATING a baby. He must be on Atkins or something.