Thursday, September 30, 2004


and how to maintain it.

1. Turn on TV a few minutes before debate.

2. Program your VCR and/or TIVO to record Daily Show.

3. Watch debate.

4. When Debate ends, immediately turn off TV before pundits speak.

5. Rather than watching pundit masturbation, consider actual masturbation, or sex with another human being.

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