Thursday, October 21, 2010

Au contraire

On his radio-show -- as opposed to his George Soros-centric televised one (he's both liberal and [whispers] Jewish, unlike those nice Koch brothers)-- Glenn Beck went for the erroneous and passé* (I know, it's so unlike him):
"I don't think we came from monkeys. I think that's ridiculous. I haven't seen a half-monkey, half-person yet."

For those of you keeping score about Beck; that's decoding mysterious gold tablets with your magic hat, Native Americans as lost tribe of Israel, and Jesus' farewell tour of North America all totally true -- but evolution totally false.

But really, no half-human half-monkees ever seen?

Truly the greatest dance sequence since this.

*and also truly the oldest of tropes, humans and other primates share a common ancestry -- just like Glenn Beck and Juan Williams now share a common benefactor, Australopithecus Rupertus.

[cross-posted at Firedoglake]


Montag said...

Ah, well, Beck is an ignorant dickhead, hence his appeal to the ignorant dickheaded teabaggers, but, he is just smart enough to know that the crumbs from billionaires' tables are a lot bigger than he's gonna get anywhere else, and he's gonna do what they want.

It's why Murdoch keeps him around.

Nevertheless, he is lying about never having seen a half-man, half-monkey. He was cheerleading for Bush for eight solid years....

DrDick said...

Glenn must not own any mirrors. Of course that is a vile calumny of monkeys.

Cleveland Bob said...

Goodness me, how my wife did HATE that Chris Elliot show. His humor is like poison to chicks.

pansypoo said...

you watched that show?!?

ow, my brain.

terrybrass said...

So THAT'S why my Chris Elliot video got this strange spike in late October? Well, thank you very much for importing me some hits :)