Wednesday, May 11, 2011

Dammit, Janet

Oh boy, this would be fun if the mainstream media ever gives a good goddamn (don't hold your breath):

Huckabee has joked that he "answers" to "two Janets." One is his wife, Janet Huckabee. The other is Janet Porter, the onetime co-chair of Huckabee's Faith and Values Coalition. And Porter, the former governor has said, is his "prophetic voice." But that voice has said some weird things over the years: Porter has maintained that Obama represents an "inhumane, sick, and sinister evil," and she has warned that Democrats want to throw Christians in jail merely for practicing their faith. She's attributed Haiti's high poverty rate to the fact that the country is "dedicated to Satan," and she suggested that gay marriage caused Noah's Flood. And there's this: In a 2009 column for conservative news site WorldNetDaily, Porter asserted that President Barack Obama is a Soviet secret agent, groomed since birth to destroy the United States from within.


She sounds like Jerome Corsi's dream girl.

4 comments:

StonyPillow said...

Oooh, yeah!

Montag said...

Hmm. I think we now know why Reagan pushed for emptying out the mental institutions.

Olives and Arrows said...

,

A woman after my own shriveled heart!

(maybe Mrs. Arrows will finally consent to open marriage)

/sigh/

pansypoo said...

basealicious.