Friday, May 14, 2010

Shit, why didn't they put their cigarettes out on the guy?

I mean, really, the Times Square unibomber was a lone wolf and all that shit so the authorities were just supposed to torture him to make us all feel better to avoid those socialist interrogationist sympathies(ist):

OR SOMETHING!!!

The Pakistani government has arrested a suspect with connections to a Pakistani militant group who said he acted as an accomplice to the accused Times Square bomber, U.S. officials said.

The suspect, whose arrest has not been previously disclosed, provided an "independent stream" of evidence that the Pakistani Taliban was behind the attack, and has admitted helping Faisal Shahzad, the main suspect, travel into Pakistan’s tribal areas for bomb training.

4 comments:

Montag said...

Can't remember who said it, but, I read a good take on this--if this guy is an example of their training, we should be doing our utmost to keep that camp going. Why on earth would we want to shut it down?

:)

Beyond that, all this is suspiciously starting to sound like East Asia/Eurasia stuff to me.

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StonyPillow said...

By treating this like a criminal conspiracy, we have found and apprehended criminals. Which is kind of what we want to do here.

Surprise.

pansypoo said...

all o has to do is get osama's head and they'll shut up. right? RIGHT?!?