Monday, May 10, 2010

Suck.on.this.Martin Luther

If (and let's face it "when") Elena Kagan makes it to the Supreme Court it will be 6 Catholics and 3 Jews.

So the Court will have the consistency of 6th Century Constantinople. But no Protestants.

I guess the nation's most common denomination will just have to whine while ignoring they're 43 and 1 (Kennedy) when it comes to the White House (though undoubtedly there are a lot of closeted Agnostics and Atheists in there).

Oh, poor oppressed people.

6 comments:

JDM said...

Yeah. Goddamit to hell, Presbyterians always get fucked in this country, starting with Andrew Carnegie and Andrew Mellon.

Major Woody said...

Never mind that. What about the white guys? Now there will be another woman on the court. Haven't they already exceeded their allotment? Unless Obama's willing to nominate a white male, and preferably a conservative white supremacist, he's clearly pushing a leftist radical agenda.

Montag said...

Jefferson was a Protestant?

And Nixon was a Quaker, but one couldn't prove it by his actions.

As for that dollop of agnostics and atheists in the Oval Office closet, I'd be willing to bet there were a few Satanists, too. After all, we've had two Bushes and one Pierce in there....

pansypoo said...

nobody expects the spanish inquisition.

Anonymous said...

"After all, we've had two Bushes and one Pierce in there..."

and who knows how many Pierced Bushes?

Anonymous said...

A wise Latino and two wise Jewish grandmothers(old enought to be at least)..ought to leaven the court a bit. vox