Sunday, February 03, 2013

A fart-making work of staggering stupidity

Ladies and Gentlemen, Glenn "whatever happened to that idiot?" Beck on women in combat:

War is the act of killing each other. And to win, you have to kill people faster than the other team. That's what war is all about. The enemy's not going to cower in defeat because we have a female Eskimo Hispanic dwarf cross-dresser and some handicapable, transgendered breast cancer survivor as a soldier on the front line, ready to unleash an attack of unparalleled diversity."
Who says you need pot to talk like you are baked out of your mind?

Yes, Glenn Beck, a guy who cried his eyes out taking about his hemorrhoid surgery, talks about the inherent toughness of men.

Look jackass, I long ago learned that a gender that doesn't have to push an 8 pound living thing out of a very small opening has no right to criticize the toughness of women.


7 comments:

StonyPillow said...

What's Glenn got that I ain't got? Courage.

BTW and totally OT, how the heck is it that the one and only Attaturk (for two would be too many), Podiatrist To The Stars, didn't make it to the NRA Enemies List? Someone should sue for a recount.

Anonymous said...

As I read BecKKK's cra-zee, I was suddenly reminded of two Reich-wing emails (you got 'em too!) about women gunners and snipers. One was titled "Cheerleader Sniper"; the other was about Airman 1st Class Vanessa Dobos, the Air Force’s first female aerial gunner.

I think I'll take BecKKK's words and reply to everyone who sent those emails to me. Just for shits 'n goggles.

pansypoo said...

what a pussy.

funny considering he probably has a nice little rack himself.

Anonymous said...

Glenn Beckkk, REMF Colonel in the 101st Chairborne Division.

pluky said...

You're sure this isn't Chris Rock guest writing an Onion piece?

pluky said...

Oops! Wrong thread.

Anonymous said...

Oh but he does, he does!

They grow the gerbils real big out Glenn's way...