Sunday, October 10, 2010

Aw, poor phony asshole

No wonder he wants to run for President:

Nothing seems to be propping up the latest installment of The Apprentice, which only averaged 3.75 million and was one of the show’s lowest rated-telecasts ever among adults 18-49 (a mere 1.3/4). Somebody put The Donald out of his misery!


Donald Trump is perhaps the biggest phony ever allowed before the public, and I say this in an age he shares with Glenn Beck.

I don't claim to be any kind of genius, or even have a drop of business acumen, but If I inherited half-a-billion dollars I can assure you I would manage not to go bankrupt twice, I certainly wouldn't sell myself as the be all and end all of the business world.

8 comments:

Raoul Paste said...

Yet he's not COMPLETELY clueless.
He's said that he votes Democratic because then 'the economy does better'.

Even a blind pig..........

omen said...

in the bowels on an economic downturn, who in their right mind wants to tune into a show where people not only get fired, but fired with relish by an arrogant bastard? like people don't get enough attitude from their bosses at work. hey, here's a program idea. let's put on a show about people being foreclosed upon and losing their homes!

the donald should shave off his head as a ratings stunt. that comb-over straining so hard to pretend it's not a comb-over... ugh, that's too much psychological baggage and denial to contend with. that hair gives me a headache. get over it, donald, you're b-a-l-d-ing. what's the big deal? there are worse things in life, you know.

Anonymous said...

"Somebody put The Donald out of his misery!"

Bah! Getting rid of "The Donald" (Gag!) gets us out of OUR misery of having to see this born-on-third-base business failure.

pansypoo said...

wonder how much $ + time he spends on his 'combaround'.

Montag said...

I would guess that most people would acknowledge that it takes a huge ego to run for President, but, too, most people also understand that having a big ego is not the only prerequisite....

teddymac said...

Donald does mattress commercials here in Canada. I guess he really needed that extra cash to do them.

Bruce Webb said...

The Donald argues he has never PERSONALLY gone bankrupt, just various business interests to which he attached his own name prior to them going tits up.

Which is why smart money establishes their corporations under names with a bunch of Qs Zs and Xs instead of say Trump International or Trump Casinos. Somehow the whole "That wasn't me" argument doesn't stick so well and threats to sue libel ring a little false.

Athenawise said...

Can you imagine Trump and Boehner in the same TV frame? Orange overload.

Maybe The Donald can magically get us out of the national debt, as he did with his two bankruptcies.