Friday, April 15, 2011

Shit

I have a copy of my birth certificate somewhere for some reason but cannot find it right now and also I cannot find my foreskin.

Now I'll never be President.

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

Let's pay Mexico to take it back.

sukabi said...

Let's pay Mexico to take it back.

what, Atta's foreskin or Arizona?

Poopyman said...

I understand the new law allows "The dog ate my foreskin" as a valid exception.

pansypoo said...

does mexico really want AZ now?

merlallen said...

I have the long form copy of mine from Louisiana. There is nothing on it about religion.
It does say I'm white, though.