Pounding the Gavel...

Is not just a euphamism for Attaturk's sex life. Another convention day in pictures.


In a shocking moment, Governor Howard Dean pummelled Robert Novak and Tucker Carlson to a bloody pulp.


Meanwhile, David Brooks prepared to call this man a "credit to his race" and "quite eloquent for a black guy". Attaturk on the other hand, is prepared to call David Brooks incredibly insipid even for a New York Times Columnist.


After delivering an excellent speech, Teresa Heinz continues to piss off the GOP by being rich, liberal, and wearing one of Nancy's dresses.


Wow, Billy Baldwin's still alive. Not that I had been wondering.


GOP..."But we have Zell Miller speaking to us"...well whoop'die shit.


This is Zell Miller and his two dogs, "Rick" and "Santorum".


Iowa first lady Christie Vilsack walks out to address the convention, wonder where they put Iowa's delegation?


Meanwhile, in breaking news Dick Cheney surprisingly arrived in Boston.