Well, Let me be the 7,539,342nd to Say

Barack Obama is probably going to be running for President (and winning) someday. What a presence, what a story.

...although David "living putz" Brooks, just because a guy is african-american that doesn't mean you are should make a "Tiger Woods" reference. Stupid dumbass.

Yet even as we speak, there are those who are preparing to divide us, the spin masters and negative ad peddlers who embrace the politics of anything goes. Well, I say to them tonight, there's not a liberal America and a conservative America — there's the United States of America. There's not a black America and white America and Latino America and Asian America; there's the United States of America. The pundits like to slice-and-dice our country into Red States and Blue States; Red States for Republicans, Blue States for Democrats. But I've got news for them, too. We worship an awesome God in the Blue States, and we don't like federal agents poking around our libraries in the Red States. We coach Little League in the Blue States and have gay friends in the Red States. There are patriots who opposed the war in Iraq and patriots who supported it. We are one people, all of us pledging allegiance to the stars and stripes, all of us defending the United States of America.

Meanwhile, today Attaturk departs Reno and leaves all of his new Landlord buddies behind. Faretheewell slumlordin' dudes.