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Ah, yes, July 22, 2004, a day which will go down in history as the day after July 21, 2004.


"9/11 Commissions about to issue its report?....Gotta go!"


Thomas Kean, Chairman of the 9/11 Commission listens to President Bush express his "thanks to this guy and this guy and all the other guys for this, um, book, which doesn't have nearly as many pictures as My Pet Goat."


"Who has two thumbs and is going to be Vice-President? This guy!"


President Bush watches as Ed Gillespie and Karl Rove head out to visit the Washington Headquarters of the Kerry-Edwards Campaign.


"And then Mr. President, on the morning of November 2nd...Mr. President, you can wipe that off your shoe later, this is important."


In preparation for next week's convention Alabama's lone white Democrat picks out his seat. (C'mon people its a joke for godsake!)


President Bush looks toward his advisors for assurance that the sign and the crowd behind him doesn't mean he's about to be arrested.


In a big day for the Kerry campaign, he received the endorsement of the delegate from Hobbiton.


You hear that Tom? They are yellin' "You Suck!", that's good right?