Rising Hegemon
This is hilarious.
Who wants to bet me that the writer is some entry-level asswipe hired to fetch coffee for the assistant to a Fabulous Fab type's assistant and who schleps home to a third-floor Billyburg walk-up at night dreaming of the day when he'll be allowed to take car service. You know I'm right.
I guess they had to wipe his computer screen after that one.
Too funny.
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Oh, yeah, this guy's so full of shit it's running out of his mouth.
Self-entitled, self-important, self-immersed.
One of those people whose expression I really want to see when the guillotines are rolled up to his office door....
get him a school CUSTODIAN job stat. get him on puke patrol.
If you depose the Romanovs, the Romanovs are going to out-Bolshevik you damn lazy revolutionaries. You think you're tough, wait until you see what an Emperor and Autocrat of All the Russias can do with a Molotov cocktail. Whiners!
1) Assholes like him won't even take a piss for $85K.
2) Anyone who sees Bear-Stearns, Lehman Brothers or Merrill-Lynch on the resume knows they'd be hiring a shark who will spend every waking moment trying to steal everything in sight. Good luck getting hired on that.
3) Their cocaine habits will quickly turn them into employees of the fine company that makes the pretty license plates, anyway.
Oddly, all the proles I work with have actual skills. I have no doubt this jack-hole thinks he could eat my lunch by working a fifteen hour day, but his aptitude seems more geared towards sniffing his bosses ass-crack than network packets - and its pretty much guaranteed that no one in my organization could stand to work with such raging hard-on.
he maybe could last almost 8 hours landscaping. i did that for a year or two when i was about 24, it wasn't easy.
8 hours? yeah right.
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