Tuesday, May 11, 2010

Good news everyone!


BP has called in Mr. Moneybags and Ron Jeremy to take care of the oil-gusher!

7 comments:

Privatize the Profits! Socialize the Costs! said...

Hope y'all down in Louisiana, Alabama and Mississippi are enjoying the consequences of your longtime support for the GOP!

Drill, baby, drill!

We don't need no environmentalists or pointy-headed bureaucrats tellin' us what to do down here, no sir!

Anonymous said...

What did you say about big govt never doing nothin right? What God has joined together only Big Biz can rend asunder!
Vox

Major Woody said...

Here in North Carolina, I have seen no direct evidence that there's any problem at all. I'll bet it's those environmentalists again trying to stir everyone into a tizzy for their own nefarious purposes. I don't even believe there's a leak. La la la la la, I can't hear you! I'm an Oil Well Catastrophe Denier! There, now I feel all better.

pansypoo said...

jobs jobs jobs. i'd say nature created more. we can't eat petroleum, also. too.

jimmiraybob said...

Given the Tea Bag Republican agenda, it won't be long after they get enough power that all the states can share in the environmental fun.

Lord I remember the good old days before the hippies and dick nixon got all up in our face and started regulatin' environmental concerns. Rivers burning, coal gray skies, toxic goo bubbling to the ground surface and into basements.

Good times. I see no problems eliminating the EPA and state agencies and going back to the tried and true system of trusting the corporations and god to keep us safe.

Even if things went wrong, more and better pollution could mean a boon for our health industry. I wonder how many chickens it costs for lung and intestine transplants?

Disclaimer: Toxic snark infested. Ingest at own risk.

Anonymous said...

Slick in a box, BP showin the love.......

pansypoo said...

imagine if this was a terrist attack.