Rising Hegemon
Yes, if you are on the terrorist watch list, the authorities can keep you from getting on a plane but not from purchasing an AK-47. This makes sense to Congress because, as Graham accurately pointed out, “when the founders sat down and wrote the Constitution, they didn’t consider flying.”
Well, unless Jefferson* brought some of his special snuff to Philly with him.
*yes, I know, he was in France at the time -- watching balloons no doubt, but he just seems like the Founder most likely to get baked.
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Well, we have a bunch of gun nuts who are complete idiots about the Constitution. They have consistently ignored the full text of the 2nd Amendment, and think that they're the last bastion of hope for white people burdened by a government run by a black guy.
They're so completely obsessed with their incomplete view of that single right of theirs that they will extend their obsessive interpretation of the 2nd Amendment to terrorists in order to, as they conceive it, protect their right to have a 9mm Glock be a symbolic extension of their too-short penises.
It's a fucked-up country full of fucked-up men with low self-esteem because they think their dicks are too short and they think that's why the women they know don't want to have anything to do with them, when, in fact, the women they know don't want to have anything to do with them because they're insecure, neurosis-ridden, self-adulating assholes who think their manhood and sexual prowess depends upon ammunition.
[deep breath]
Good grief.
But they were thinking of AK-47s..not just muskets..clairvoyant about weaponry, not so much about air travel.
On pornography, however they were right on top of things..the notes have just been lost..dog ate them maybe.
he just seems like the Founder most likely to get baked.
Well, he and Washington did both grow hemp: http://www.naihc.org/hemp_information/hemp_facts.html
ben franklin liked experiments.
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