Thursday, May 06, 2010

Opus, Duh

The Catholic Church's child abuse problem is everybody's fault by the Church's apparently:

A Brazilian archbishop said adolescents are "spontaneously homosexual" and in need of guidance, while society at large is pedophile, according to a Wednesday report.

Archbishop Dadeus Grings a conservative priest who has made controversial statements in the past told the 'O Globo' newspaper at a Brazilian bishops conference that society's woes are being reflected in the sex abuse scandal enveloping the Roman Catholic Church.


That's right Archbiship Grings just called you a pedophile. Funny, I missed the episode of Oprah when she yelled out:

YOU GET A SMALL BOY, AND YOU GET A SMALL BOY, YOU ALL GET A SMALL BOY!


Classy. But hey, good news for George Allen Rekers.

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

Well! Hmmmmmmpppphh! I'm not putting any money in the collection plate for him!

KidRanger

noel said...

A spectacular case of projection: I'm not a deviant, everybody else is!

pansypoo said...

archbishop? sleeping his way to the top?

Mr. Hedley Bowes said...

Grings has just assured himself an honored place as a guest speaker on the GOP/NRO/FOXnews summer cruise circuit.

Double entendre intended.

Montag said...

Gee, I wish Nicholas Kristof would write about this. It would be fun.

Major Woody said...

It's those darned sexy kids!