Tuesday, May 04, 2010

What does God need with a Starship Oil Platform?

You'd have to think that if Rick Perry had ever seen a Star Trek, he'd have seen the one Shatner directed.

"From time to time, there are going to be things that occur that are acts of God that cannot be prevented," Perry said. "So until we know that, to make a judgment on this administration or any further activity may be a bit premature."

6 comments:

JDM said...

Hm. Another closeted self hating swallower invokes God to explain away an oil company fuck up of Biblical proportion. What have we here? Just another straight married republiKKKan male, this one from Texass.

sukabi said...

in Texas there are questions about how "straight" Gov. Goodhair actually is...

pansypoo said...

god? god did it?

JDM said...

Straight married republiKKKmen almost by definition and certainly in practice seem to prefer having sex with other men.

Anonymous said...

Only God knows if "he" done it, and he ain't talking.
Idiotic insights are reserved for those with enough position and good hair to presume to know.
Vox

Major Woody said...

Let's assume for a minute that Perry's right. Seems to me that god's message in this instance is pretty clear:

STOP OFFSHORE DRILLING, DUMB ASSES!