Saturday, February 02, 2013

White people problems...especially the assholes

Darwin Awards do love a bigot:

According to prosecutors, Perry was desperate to avoid spending more money on legal fees to divorce Mayer, and also sought to prevent her from obtaining a portion of money he inherited from his mother in 2011.

The probable cause affidavit states that Perry, who was employed at a local Valvoline Instant Oil Change, approached a coworker and asked him if he could help him kill someone.

"You're black," Perry said according to the coworker, Adrian Howard. "I know y'all know people."

Thinking it was a joke at first, Howard wasn't laughing a few weeks later, on December 8th, when Perry approached him again with the same request.

This time, Howard was ready with a cellphone to record their conversation.

Perry offered Howard $15,000 and a counterfeit currency printer in exchange for offing his wife. "I just want this to be over and done with," Perry said, according to a transcript of their conversation. "So if she dies, I can drop the divorce lawsuit, she's dead and I'm free."

Perry did have one caveat: "You hurt my dog, the deal's off."


Anonymous said...

Nyuk, nyuk.

I guess your dog is safe, asshole.

pansypoo said...

well, he did wanna keep HIS hands clean.

Grung_e_Gene said...

Senator Chuck Grassley said this same thing to Soledad O'Brien. Grassley knows murder is a "black violence on blacks".

Montag said...

Yet more evidence that not all idiots are criminals, but most criminals are idiots....

pluky said...

You're sure this isn't Chris Rock guest writing an Onion piece?

Joe Blow said...

the $15 grand.. oh yeah.. it's real.. . no.. I didn't print it.. Nope!