White people problems...especially the assholes
Darwin Awards do love a bigot:
According to prosecutors, Perry was desperate to avoid spending more
money on legal fees to divorce Mayer, and also sought to prevent her
from obtaining a portion of money he inherited from his mother in 2011.
The
probable cause affidavit states that Perry, who was employed at a local
Valvoline Instant Oil Change, approached a coworker and asked him if he
could help him kill someone.
"You're black," Perry said according to the coworker, Adrian Howard. "I know y'all know people."
Thinking
it was a joke at first, Howard wasn't laughing a few weeks later, on
December 8th, when Perry approached him again with the same request.
This time, Howard was ready with a cellphone to record their conversation.
Perry
offered Howard $15,000 and a counterfeit currency printer in exchange
for offing his wife. "I just want this to be over and done with," Perry said, according to a transcript of their conversation. "So if she dies, I can drop the divorce lawsuit, she's dead and I'm free."
Perry did have one caveat: "You hurt my dog, the deal's off."
Rising Hegemon
6 comments:
Nyuk, nyuk.
I guess your dog is safe, asshole.
well, he did wanna keep HIS hands clean.
Senator Chuck Grassley said this same thing to Soledad O'Brien. Grassley knows murder is a "black violence on blacks".
Yet more evidence that not all idiots are criminals, but most criminals are idiots....
You're sure this isn't Chris Rock guest writing an Onion piece?
the $15 grand.. oh yeah.. it's real.. . no.. I didn't print it.. Nope!
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