To the tune of "You're the Top" (as sung by Fred Astaire)
I'm a top! I'm the Colosseum,
I'm a top! Just wait you'll see 'em,
I made a melody from time at the White House,
I'm an expensive harlot, a very tasty trollop,
You're Mickey Mouse.
My denial, about my Tower of Power,
Come hither smile I'll kiss ya'.
I'm a worthless check, a total wreck, a flop,
But if, Baby, You're the bottom,
I'm the top!