Well here we are another Friday. I think today I will keep things high-class.
Like most Attaturk often wishes he was rich, if for no other reason than to be on Paris Hilton's blackberry (actually no -- is there a dumber person in America?...not belonging to the GOP?). But if I were rich, I'd have to acquire a taste for caviar, and I hate caviar.
Caviar to me tastes like the kind of thing that would be the bi-product of Denny Hastert's visit to a Sushi Bar.
And it just may...