Monday, February 21, 2005

Travelin' Man

With Jeff Gannon gone, Dear Leader has just informed Prince Charles that the former gets to be the "TOP" now!

"I am sorry, Mr. President. I know it surprises you, but we have no 'Waffle House' franchises in Brussels."

"Wow, Mr. President, we are finding common ground. In Belgium we do the reach around the same way."

As Bush waves to the press, Belgian Prime Minister Guy Verhofstadt explains how he obtained power because he is so damn handsome.

Bush demonstrates to reporters the same sitting position that a miniskirted Ann Coulter used at the CPAC conference to make everyone sick.

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