He handles Diplomacy like he handled his planes

Shorter 'Reverse Ace' John "Auger In" McCain: It is not important that I crashed the plane, what is important is that I maintained my composure in hitting the eject button.

From the legacy graduate of Annapolis, to staying in the Navy because of whose son he was, to claiming he should be President, just because, John McCain is the 5-year old brain in a Nursing Home body.

"We need to take immediate action!" is the cry, and each and everytime he did so, he was burned and badly. A chance to invade Iraq, ACT! Russia invades Georgia, ACT! The economy is collapsing ACT like you're ACTING!

And each and everytime as miserable failute and horrendously self-inflicted wound of profound boobery.

So naturally, the Iranian election, calls for ACTION!

Unless, of course, there is a real need for change in something he finds boring, like health care, and then it's completely unnecessary for people's day-to-day lives to be improved.

Why can't McCain enter his own wet t-shirt contest? He's about the biggest boob in American politics? Suckle.on.that.Lindsay Graham!