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Iran's Guardian Council says it is ready to recount disputed votes from Friday's presidential poll.

I'm sure it will be unquestinably reliable, just like when we did it here, 9 years ago. They shall be looking to hang Chads.

I'm sure when they decide it has to go to Jacket-man for "convenience-sake" it will be accepted by the right-wingers in this country, just like they did for Bush in 2000 in our own election.

To be fair, seven people were killed in Tehran yesterday, which is, of course, tragic. In 2000 though, the dry cleaning bills in Dade County among visiting "Republican Youth Squads" were outragous.