Sounds familiar

Sanford's wife releases statement saying she'd asked him to leave two weeks ago.

Hmmmm...

Dah dee dah dee dah dee dah...

"On June 13th Mark Sanford was asked to remove himself from his place of residence. That request came from his wife. Deep down he knew she was right. But he also knew that someday he would return to her.

With no where else to go he appeared at the residence of his Southern Hemisphere mistress NAME WITHHELD. Several years earlier NAME WITHHELD'S spouse had thrown her out, requesting that she too never return.

Can two divorced morons share a 3rd world nation without driving each other crazy?"