Mark Sanford met a girl named Maria,
and suddenly the name
will never be the same to me.
EXCLUSIVE PHOTO...WAHOO, MUST CREDIT TURKETTE!
I could digress and say that you have the ability to give magnificently gentle kisses, or that I love your tan lines or that I love the curves of your hips, the erotic beauty of you holding yourself (or two magnificent parts of yourself) in the faded glow of night’s light — but hey, that would be going into the sexual details we spoke of at the steakhouse at dinner — and unlike you I would never do that!
Jenny doesn't have anything better than a farmer tan apparently.