Smooth Operator

If I had a plan for wooing my significant other back into the fold this would be about the worst strategy possible.

During an emotional interview at his Statehouse office with The Associated Press on Tuesday, Sanford said Chapur is his soul mate but he's trying to fall back in love with his wife.

Yeah, that lines a sure winner with Mrs. Sanford, Jackass.

Chapur is the love of his life?

This is turning into CORNPONE EDWARD & MRS. SIMPSON.