Mark Sanford -- It's a personal matter

Liketly between himself and his Caribbean comfort teen of indeterminate gender! And I'm saying this only because both he and apparently Rush Limbaugh have disappeared simultaneously:

The black Chevy Suburban believed to have been used by South Carolina Gov. Mark Sanford to leave town has been found in the parking lot of Columbia Metropolitan Airport.

CNN was alerted to its location by a law enforcement official...

The SUV is outfitted with blue police lights and two-way radio. Inside the vehicle: A baseball cap, running shoes, sunscreen, a pair of shorts, a canvas bag and a sleeping bag.

Hmmm, left car at Capital, spotted in Atlanta at airport, wife claims to have "no idea" where he is...

My money remains on the Cabana Teen.