I'm Sorry if Someone is Offended by my Captions -- Especially You Joe Corsi, you Shithead!

But I kid. You're really a Douchebag! Oh, I hope I didn't offend you with my little jokes. Like how you are a cretinous asshole and bigot, psyche!! Oh, well, on with the captions you inbred choad sucker -- sorry, kidding.


With the football season just around the corner, Notre Dame fans are excited about the teams efforts to improve its defensive capabilities, but concerned about the new painting "Touchdown Mohammad".


Not to be outdone, Rice University unveiled its new inspirational mascot, "Touchdown Barbara".


Iran proudly unveils its "Shahab-3 male compensatory missle".


A rapturous crowd of white people wildly cheer for second-string Jesus.


OK, its a little cruel to impersonate Lynndie England after subjecting John McCain to the Hanoi Hilton treatment again.


At an "Ask George Bush" event, the President responds to the question, "Why didn't God choose somebody smart to be President?"


On the Campaign trail, Dick Cheney once again states, "John Kerry and John Edwards are too scary to hold national office."


Gouging his eyes seems a little extreme, just to get an endorsement.


Oh, cool Rummy and Karzai got one of those cool chairs like Captain Pikehad on that one Star Trek episode. They then answered questions with either one beep or two.