Attaturk notes that apparently nobody sent him any emails asking him about literary matters like what three books he would take to a remote island. Apparently, snarky captioners are not interesting enough as literati. The answer, if you must know are "Strunk & White"; "Thirty Days to a more Powerful Vocabulary" and the "2005 Writers Market" because I cannot think of three more USEFUL books to be with which to stranded (and you thought I'd make a toilet paper joke).
So, needing to compensate for this obvious snub, I followed a link from cat fancier Kevin Drum and went out and had the contents of this blog analyzed for viscosity (yeh, that's it) and the results were as follows:
Readability Results Summary Value
Total sentences 1,371
Total words 12,783
Average words per Sentence 9.32
Words with 1 Syllable 8,238
Words with 2 Syllables 2,709
Words with 3 Syllables 1,267
Words with 4 or more Syllables 569
Percentage of word with three or more syllables 14.36%
Average Syllables per Word 1.54
Gunning Fog Index 9.47
Flesch Reading Ease 66.78
Flesch-Kincaid Grade 6.26
I think this means that I am qualified to write for HIGHLIGHTS Magazine, but not qualified to play with weapons-grade Plutonium.