Wednesday, April 27, 2005

We may already have a suspect

Poor Chimpy put a mean ol' racing stripe in his underoos this afternoon.

Fears that an unidentified aircraft had entered restricted space near the White House prompted security officials to move President Bush from the Oval Office to an underground shelter Wednesday.

The brief scare lasted only a few minutes before officials determined it was a false alarm...

But wait, there's more...

Vice President Dick Cheney was not at the White House at the time but arrived minutes after the scare ended.

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