The Chemical War on Women

When we last saw short-fingered vulgarian Donald Trump he was embarrassing America in Scotland by declaring wind-power the worst thing that ever happened to that country. 

Somehow a nation that had to deal with the Romans, the Vikings, the English, the black death, starvation -- and when not starving -- haggis,  laughed at him.

Trump the self-proclaimed self-made man inherited only two things: four-hundred million dollars and no sense of shame -- so he returned to this country to be laughed at further. 

Surely when you see Donald Trump you look at him and say, now there's a man who knows a quality women's perfume...an "ewww" de toilette if you will:


And just think, if Trump somehow floats himself as a Vice Presidential nominee he can talk about how he's the best smelling potential running mate.  Which is yet another moronic statement because we all know that would be Chris Christie.

[cross-posted at Firedoglake]