Tuesday, January 25, 2005

Attaturk's Predicted Oscar Nominations

Just one in each Category:

Movie: The Brown Bunny

Actor: I dunno, what was Bill Paxton in this year?

Actress: The Olsen Twin that doesn't barf as much as the other.

Supporting Actor: Viggo Mortenson's Horse

Supporting Actress: 3rd Alien on the Left in Alien vs. Predator

Director: That Guy who had to make Ashton Kutcher look alive in the Butterfly Effect.

Well, wrong on every count. I guess there's no accounting for the academy's lack of taste this year.

Although, if I were Paul Giamatti I would be fucking pissed. I know I'm pissed for him.

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