Just one in each Category:
Movie: The Brown Bunny
Actor: I dunno, what was Bill Paxton in this year?
Actress: The Olsen Twin that doesn't barf as much as the other.
Supporting Actor: Viggo Mortenson's Horse
Supporting Actress: 3rd Alien on the Left in Alien vs. Predator
Director: That Guy who had to make Ashton Kutcher look alive in the Butterfly Effect.
Well, wrong on every count. I guess there's no accounting for the academy's lack of taste this year.
Although, if I were Paul Giamatti I would be fucking pissed. I know I'm pissed for him.