From the musical life of Mark Sanford:
MS: "Don't cry for me, I'm in Argentina!"
Mrs. Sanford: "You were supposed to be here asshole, that's all we wanted, not much to ask for."
MS: "Ah fuck the promise, you keep your distance!"
Of course, he may have been hiking...and buying assless chaps from the buff gauchos.
...I claim dibs on the name "Gaucho Mark"