Thursday, April 15, 2010

And what of her pending suit...

Against Hitachi for the "Magic Wand"?


Amanda Flowers, a 24-year-old from Manchester (UK), claims that a Wii Fit injury has turned her into a sex addict.

After falling from her Wii Fit board, Flowers reports that even minor vibrations--such as from a food processor, she says-- "turns her on." She was told by a doctor that she had suffered a damaged nerve that has provoked "persistent sexual arousal syndrome."

Well, they do call it a Wii.

By the way, granted I'm not an expert on feminine arousal (please fill in joke here, along with the sworn statements of past girlfriends) and I think I've mentioned this before, but it always amazes me that Hitachi made my Plasma television, gigantic heavy machinery, and the world's best selling vibrator.


Raoul Paste said...

This is just low-hanging fruit.

Next: men of America put a slippery surface on their wives' Wii units, etc, etc.

sukabi said...

Someone should fix her up with Larry King... I hear he's looking for #9... guaranDAMNtee you that will cure her "persistent sexual arousal syndrome".

pansypoo said...

um, idiot?

Anonymous said...

tell her Tiger Woods might have the phone number of a sex clinic she could visit. vox