A group of evangelicals found some 4,800-year-old wood on top of Mount Ararat. They are "99.9 pecent" sure that it's Noah's ark. This is totally real, which is why it's on the front page of Fox News' "SciTech" section.
Yet doubt that Obama is a citizen.
Oh, by all means Democrats stay home and let these people take over.
Left to right:bottom row, Your Tax Guy, Chinese Chip Douglas, Mao Cap Hair; top row: Justin Long, Fundy Money Honey, and either Sacco or Vanzetti.