Wednesday, February 02, 2011

New Zealand's not even on the map Motherf**ker!!


WORST RISK PLAYER EVER!

"I believe that I can make a case in the end that there are three powers that you will see really emerge. One, a Muslim caliphate that controls the Mideast and parts of Europe. Two, China, that will control Asia, the southern half of Africa, part of the Middle East, Australia, maybe New Zealand, and God only knows what else. And Russia, which will control all of the old former Soviet Union bloc, plus maybe the Netherlands. I'm not really sure. But their strong arm is coming. That leaves us and South America. What happens to us?"

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

Jesus H. Christ on Gentle-Cycle. You have Ball-Flu and you're reading Glenn Beckkk?

You 'da man!!

Montag said...

"What happens to us?"

We learn Spanish and develop a taste for spicy food?

Marcellina said...

"And Russia, which will control all of the old former Soviet Union bloc, plus maybe the Netherlands"

LOL!

pansypoo said...

beckkk is still afraid of the USSRussia?

DrDick said...

I think that playing Risk is where Beck got all of his foreign policy expertise.

Athenawise said...

"What happens to us?"

We band together and wait for the Rapture?

Major Woody said...

We must control Kamchatka!

sunlion777 said...

Yes. Controlling Kamchatka IS the key.