Wednesday, February 09, 2011

Oh they're just bein' cagey

Those SCARY MUSLIMS!!!! Made scary because someone said so.... BOO!

The Muslim Brotherhood said Wednesday it will promote democracy in Egypt but does not intend to field a candidate for president.

7 comments:

jimmiraybob said...

You just don't know how to decode properly. That statement, properly understood using the Frank Gaffney 5600 Word-o-Matic translating device (Pamela Geller model) reads:

"We the Imperial Caliphate of the Muslim Brotherhood, do hereby declare our unflinching allegiance to our righteous and holy African Marxo-Fascist despodic tyrant in waiting, President For Life, Husein Obama. With this pledge we will fight to the death to enslave all the white people and do many unmentionables to the white women who will be placed into our many harems. Praise be to Allah."

There. Now I think that we can see the threat.

sukabi said...

WAY. TO. GO. Jimmiraybob. You know this "reasoning" will show up on Becks' Insaneathon in the next week... either as part of his blackboard blackhole, or as add on "wisdom" from one of his viewers...

pansypoo said...

damn, realitee is just not gnewsworthy.

jimmiraybob said...

Sukabi,

I've started reffering the the Beckoids as Children of the Blackboards*.

*with all due props to Stephen King's Children of the Corn.

Speaking of attribution this, "African Marxo-Fascist despodic [sic] tyrant" is a take off of a blog post title posted a few months after Obama'd taken office. When I read it I laughed and laughed and laughed .........

Privatize the Profits! Socialize the Costs! said...

Didja see this?

http://www.truth-out.org/files/images/cartoon020911.jpg

Mr. Hedley Bowes said...

ptp!stc! that was succinct

jimmiraybob said...

PtP!StC!,

They should program the conservative robot to randomize the output with no regard to anything that's previously been said. The only output rule should be that all statements have to meet the minimum of: 1) destroy Obama, 2) destroy government, and 3) destroy the fabric of the nation. All statements, when possible, should also bring extra pain to women, children, the poor and less fortunate, the "coloreds", and puppies*.

And if a war can be started the better.

Oh yeah, and praise the Lord.

*In Missouri, the Teabirchpublicans and the breeding industry are trying to overturn a provision that was recently passed by voters that aims to provide minimum protections for puppies, like clean water and decent shelters. Nothing is safe from these bastards.