Wednesday, February 16, 2011

Too bad he's not Oprah


It is apparently Kim Jong-Il's 69th Birthday today (fill in your own dirty damn joke!).

It should be a festive occasion, full of all manner of shades of gray. I understand everyone gets a free ration of ramen. What do you get the man that owns everything?

Woo-hoo!

6 comments:

Athenawise said...

A platter of stir-fried baby boys (to help rectify the overabundance of male children).

zuzu said...

The story behind that film is quite interesting: http://www.guardian.co.uk/film/2003/apr/04/artsfeatures1

Anonymous said...

69 was a good age to reach. I was there last year, and there really isn't a whole lot people our age want or need except good health.
At least he's the people's pharoh and not one dependent of US largesse.
vox

jimmiraybob said...

I would get him a new and better set of golf clubs in order to improve his hole-in-one efficiency, perhaps into the 80-90% range.

My understanding is that he currently hits less than 50%. This must be a huge source of embarrassment, both for him and his people.

pansypoo said...

WHOOO PACKERS! PACKERS WIN THE SUPERBOWL! WHOOOOOOOOOOO
PACKERS!

now it looks more like dinner if the can kill it.

Anonymous said...

a can of old East German Wiedervereinigung mit spaetzle.