
Senator? Senator, can you tell us where the pinhead is?

Thank you Senator.

Tragedies are funny! Did I want to invade Iraq right away? Sure, I'm a kidder, like that Joe Corsi guy. I kill me.

Virgin my ass! (I'm sorry, I'm still channeling Joe Corsi)

John Cornyn decries the growing use of turtles to sneak cocaine across the nation's borders, a "senseless waste of turtle meat", he says.
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