The Day in Pictures: Pickles on Parade

Alright, alright, let's try to say something nice about someone connected to Chimpy. Um, Jenna seems to drink less than she used to. Not good enough? Ah, okay, Barbara hasn't been smoking the doob with Ashton Kutcher in the last few months.

Still, not nice enough.

Okay, one last try.

When he was younger, George used to drink and do blow, and Laura was developing a nasty vehicular manslaughter habit. Obviously, they were made for each other.

Better?

Let's just move on with the snarky captions:

Dubya: "The chip is working"
Ah-Nold: "I kan't vait to veel her up"


Meanwhile, Karl Rove was rubbing his chubby little hands together and saying "Excellent".


For sentimental purposes, President Bush puts on the same outfit his mother required him to wear as a child when he went off to "special" school.


Colin Powell reacts to being told that President Bush actually wants to hear what he has to say in regard to international matters.


Smirk and Smirkanator.


I tooted.


"Oo vants Candy vor being a guut boy?"


"Look lady, just smile and act happy and Ron Jr.'s knees will stay in one piece."


"Now comrade, this American Capitalist Imperialist Hurricane is coming from the South, if I harangue in that direction can I dampen down the wind speeds. You know like a firebreak?"


Still waiting for New Pope to be Elected at the "Shiite Vatican".


OK, how many people will get that last joke?