Weekend in Pictures, Hope is on the Way...But FEAR is in the Present

As the weekend ends, and FEAR once again is foisted upon the nation by the government of ein volk, ein right, ein Dubya, let us look back at our blip of innocence -- believing that a Homeland Security Director wouldn't give a warning followed by a five minute campaign address.


An embarassment of riches for the gay ol' bachelor.


Tell us again, Mr. Ridge, how are we safer?


Mr. Preznit and Pickles leave church after having prayed for the souls of Jenna and Barbara. "I hope they turn out as nice as the Kerry girls and that young Edwards girl, oh Lord."


Guy on left, finds two more reasons to "stand up" for Kerry!


The NY Post reports that Kerry's crowds are small and unenthusiastic.


FoxNews reports that the NY Post reports that Kerry's crowds are small and unenthusiastic.


John Ashcroft announced new restrictions and applications of the Patriot Act over the Weekend.


New Detainees discover that Tupperware Parties...banned under the Patriot Act according to Ashcroft.


Thank you God for not having our daughters' pictured falling down drunk.


Yes, I know Kerry and Edwards have been mocked for being too familiar, but I do believe that Bush and George Voinovich are jonesing for each other.


Wait a minute, what is Jenna Bush doing at a Kerry/Edwards Rally? And Ben Affleck? I thought she was only into smokin' the doobie with her sister at Ashton Kutcher's place?