If I can pretend to be serious for a moment...

Actually, I'll let someone else be serious for me. Billmon pretty much sums up my feelings on the legacy of John Paul II and the Catholic Church as a historical institution (someday my major work on the papacy of John, John, John, John, John, John, Pius, Pius, John, John, John, Gregory, John, John, Ron Jeremy, John and, of course, Simplicius will be completed). Billmon's post has the extra advantage of allowing me to do no work whatsover.