Plumbing the Pythons one more time

We are always aiming for high-brow sophisticated humor on this blog.

We usually fail.

And now, with some right-wing help:



Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis.

Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong.


It's swell to have a stiffy,


It's divine to own a dick.


From the tiniest little tadger,


To the world's biggest prick.


So three cheers for your willy or John Thomas.


Hooray for your one-eyed trouser snake.


Your piece-of-pork,


Your wife's best friend,


Your Percy or your cock.


You can wrap it up in ribbons,


You can slip it in your sock.


But don't take it out in public


Or they will stick you in the dock,


And you won't come back.