Prince Rainier is Dead

Too bad.

In his honor I had put down a hundy at 10 to 1 odds he'd make it to "May Day" and had planned to put my winnings into a Monte Carlo tax shelter.

*Sigh*

Now, since Grace Kelly is dead, I guess all I can do is to hit on the Nancy Grace.

Which I Now Do...

Are you outraged Nancy?
Truly outraged all the time?
Do your eyelids ever close?
Ever not speak your tiny mind?

Attaturk is here awaiting
Self-Loathing, ripe for mating
Will you not hear my siren call?

Bring the 'cuffs, tote your anger
Carry Ball & Gag, some wire hanger
I can pretty much take it all

Excuse me darling, must vomit

Man that hurt.